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Everybody asks me why I'm smiling out from ear to earrrr!! :D

i'm currently veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happy!! i am happyy!! i have been too busy being happy that i have not blogged. I apologize. For those of you that come here religiously, sorry, this diva has been too busy getting her 'happy' on

My reason for being happy, however will not be disclosed :p just be happy for ur sista!


When i finally regain myself, i will return to blog all the irrelevant nonsense that some of you manage to enjoy.

Before i go, lemme bless u with my beauriful face :D

Well not really my face sha.. lol

Bye

Tunmama.....

Damn this is a mean BITCH!!

I saw this on Linda Ikeji's Blog of some yankee chic that posted a letter on her website to her husband. Its the meanest shit i've ever read men. like really whose fault is it that you decided to settle for less than u 'deserve'?? Queen of fools is what she is. Here is the letter:

Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I’m tired of pretending your mediocrity is okay with me. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650′s. I’m tied of pretending you’re not a burden. I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f-cking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you’re doing me some sort of favor. I don’t need you to love me. I love me. 

I’m tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I’m tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams. I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday. I’m tired of paying for everything. I’m tired of you taking all this sh-t for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I’m tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I’m tired of acting like the sex is good. I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason. Did I mention I’m tired of paying for everything? Okay.I’m tired of giving you the game.I’m tired of pretending you’re anything more than a bum. I should’ve just hired you as a cook and kept it moving. I’m tired of congratulating you for accomplishing minuscule sh-t. I’m tired of you begging

I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of having to lock my phone when you’re around.I’m tired of taking showers with you. Can I get a moment! Damn! Yes. He’s better than you. Next question. All night. ‘Til 6 in the morning. Next question.Yes. And I didn’t have to pay for none of it. Next question. Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question.69. Next question. Like a boss. Next question. Balls deep. Next question. I’m tired of having to pretend you’re not the 3rd worst decision I’ve ever made.

You should really be with that one chick who bagged our groceries this weekend. That’s more your speed.

Can you beat that??? What a bitch... (the guy sef must be a real dead beat tho cos really haba, is he even trying to get a job??) E no consine me sha hmm.


Tunmama