Tuesday, November 27

My Fav Couple :* :* :*

Sunday, September 30

Hmmmmm Chris, karrueche and Rihanna

Hi guys! I'm here just to give u one info. So here I was outta curiosity, (when it comes to this drama, I am totally team karrueche) I noticed that d intimate fotos of Chris and karrueche have stopped coming up online and there has been not tweet from the former to d latter or vice versa. So I went thru karrueche's Instagram followers (yes ALL of them), then I went thru Chris brown's followers (ALL of them too) and finally thru Rihanna 's followers (every single thing) and to my most shocking surprise, Chris and karrueche were no longer following each other meanwhile Chris and Rihanna are now following each other (hot tears).

This makes me so so sad. What is going on here ehn?? Well I will keep stalking as long as my Internet doesn't expire soon.

I will keep you *crickets* posted :)


Tuesday, September 4

Crazy Story I saw on a blog...pls read (women especially)


I read a touching, pathetic experience on one a blog, so i thought i should share it with you guys, it's about the horrifying experience of 8 girls in the hand of 8 devilish men, its a must read for all ladies out there.

"Hi, I am Tonia (not real name), a girl who has fears, beliefs, reservations and just your regular typical Nigerian girl. This past few weeks has been one hell of a game for me. I have really been unsettled and I thought I share this story with you.

"When Cynthia (the lady killed in the hotel room in Festac, Lagos) surfaced on the internet and various news media, I was scared and it brought back a whole lot of memories to me and also served as and eye opener. Many people castigated and criticised Cynthia (may her
gentle soul rest in peace), but my point is, it could have been anybody, anybody at all.

"We have met people through various social media. Some have ended up well, some have not but with painful memories. To cut the long story short, let me kindly share with you my encounter with social media especially the very popular Blackberry Messenger (BBM).

"I am a graduate and currently serving in Kaduna. I could have runced it, but I needed somewhere to clear my head and forget about my ugly encounter. Here is my story.

"I happened to have a married man as a contact on my BBM. He had been asking me out for over six months and I refused to date him. As time went on, he invited me clubbing with him when his wife was outside the country, and I went with him all night. We spent most of the night at Swe bar, Lagos.

"I also met his clique of friends, married as well with their various mistresses. We had 'mad' fun. After all the clubbing and drinking, he lodged me in a hotel somewhere in Obalende. I felt sort of safe with him. We did not have sex, but he made sweet love to me and touched me in places I had never ever imagined.

"He kissed me passionately but guess what? He did not have sex with me. We did all sorts but there was no penetration. So, to an extent, I trusted he was a good person to be around with. I did not know that it was all part of the plan.

"He gave me N10,000 and put me in a cab to go home the next morning. We kept talking and chatting and sending naked pictures to each other and he told me naughty things of how he wanted to whisper things in my ear, I blushed. We didn't see for two weeks and that was because his wife just came back from Turkey.

"One faithful evening, he pinged me that he was organising a beach party/boat cruise and that he would love for me to be his date and that he wanted to open a BBM chat, as a medium for his friends and my friends to interact. I was excited about it, I just wanted to have fun. I was able to get five of my very hot friends.

"The BBM group opened and we got chatting. I also realise that majority of them were married and working in reputable firms. It was fun and we didn't mind if they were married, we just wanted to have fun, as well as some other girls apart from my friends in the group.

"We chatted exclusively, sent pictures to the BBM group to introduce ourselves, and we had opened group conversations pending the beach party. And as excited as we were, we went shoping for nice sexy beach wears.

"The D-day finally came, we all assembled at the Lagos Island Boat Club. I was wowed because it was a high class party. We were cruising in a boat loaded with goodies drinks and hot babes, and as well 'MARRIED MEN'. I did not care, I just said in my mind that I would not roll with married men anymore after this, that for now, all I wanted to do was to catch some fun. After all, I wasn't paying bills.

"We got there, it was a private beach resort. Most of the beach facilities I got to see there were owned by multinational companies. We got out of the boat, and went to where we were partying. It was a duplex made with wood. It was a very nice setting.

"I felt comfortable because it even had a fence around it separating it from other beach houses around. So, there was privacy and of course bouncers (heavy looking guys) guarding the place. I said to myself, this must be heaven, I must be dreaming.

"Anyways, we felt free with each other because we had been chatting. It was 5:30pm and the party just started. We had drinks flowing from the private bar tender which happens to be owned by one of the men in the group. Reality struck when I realised that I was feeling dizzy and feeling really funny and light headed. Not only me, but other girls around me too noticed there was something strange about it.

"I was also feeling HORNY as hell! I had been drugged. They monitored us and when they knew the drug had really gone deep into our system, they moved us up into the main beach house. I could still see faces, but was too weak and horny to react.

"Mr B, the man who took me clubbing, carried me in his hands like a sacrifice and put me down on the floor just as other men also did with their girls. We were eight in numbers; 8 girls, 8 guys, and they all stripped us down and had sex with us.

"I enjoyed it a bit because I was horny. It was a mixed feeling because I cried, I moaned, but I did not know how many times he came into me. He pounded me hard. I was dizzy, but he grabbed me with force. All I could notice was the wedding ring on his finger. I thought of how wicked and miserable some married can be. How inhuman and heartless they could be.

"All of them took turns in switching partners and slept with all of us. I passed out. That was the last thing I could remember. I felt water poured on me. I noticed all the other girls around me too were half naked and some stark naked.

"We spent the night at the beach, but the men were no where to be found. I looked round me and all I could see was packs of used condoms. I ran to pick my cloths and possibly raise an alarm. I got dressed, found my phone with an envelope. It contained N16,000 and a note asking us to take N2000 each for transport. Tears of anger and rage filled my eyes and the girls around me as well.

"We were drugged and used like tissue paper. I grabbed my phone and noticed a ping came in. I checked my phone and I noticed the BBM group had been deleted, and a message via BBM from MR B came in. He threatened me that if I say a word to anyone, I would regret it.

"I told him he was a bastard, and he said try it. A picture came in, several pictures. In fact, they were pictures of us being naked on the floor. Pictures of the humiliating us but they blurred the faces of the men. In total, I got 20 pictures. I was not myself for a month.

"I went back to school, I had no one to talk to. The rest of the semester was hell for me. My CGPA dropped drastically. It was the worst out of the worst result I ever had.

"Till today, my friends and I have not discussed this with anyone, but all I could do when I heard of Cynthia's story was to narrate my own ordeal anonymously and spread the news, the word, and pray they see it and changed their ways.

"I am now born again. I have given my life to Christ. I fear men so much that I cannot even move close to them. I still have nightmares, but with time, God will strengthen me and I will move on. My advice to single ladies out there is, do not be desperate for fun. Pray to God to open your eyes of understanding, and pray hard. He who kneels before God will stand before kings and queens.

"To all married women, pray hard to God to intervene in your marriages and turn your husbands from bad habits to and bad friends. As for me, I do not think I ever want to get married or date a man again. That chapter has been closed for good in my life.

Please, do not ignore my mail. Please post it. There are a lot of things we ladies need to learn including you. Please post it on your blog and save a soul. It could be your friend, sister, cousin, neighbour.

"God bless you as you pass it on. To all readers, I do not care if you insult me or rain abuses at me. My job is to share this encounter with you and save you from any mishap. God bless you all. Amen."

Wednesday, August 22

Tan Hong Ming - Cutest Vid ever

Men y'all need to watch this freaking cute video! just a minute and a half, but it goes a long way. i've watched it like 30 times already...its 2 kids a boy and a girl and their love (in a way). Its also a message to racial discrimination...beautiful. please just watch it.

Isn't that the cutest thing ever?


Friday, August 10

Stupid Girl

That is what I am. I am a stooooopid girrrll!

I scream "I wannna be famous and successful" everyday, yet i just sit at this desk and work, work, work. Do not get me wrong i am beyond grateful for my job. I have been here for 7 solid years and will be 8 in January 2013 (I am 25 going on 26 come Nov). However, i just think i am wasting in a sort of way. I mean, i believe i was created for a bigger purpose than this. Like i am supposed to be doing something so damn great! i am all that and a bag of chips o! As in, i totally rock! i don't think there is anything i cannot do. i over believe in myself, but why the hell am i lazy/scared/worried about taking a bold step? I have a friend, any time i talk to her, is when i feel this way lol (I spoke to her today by the way). I cannot understand where she gets her energy from, but believe me, her story is amazing..her story has just begun o becos she is going to really go beyond her own imagination. I know i can be that great and even greater. i KNOW this!!! So what is my problem??? Every year, someone will just be saying "this year will be different AMEN"before you know half of the year will come and not a damn thing is different! Untilllll the end of the year, the prayer will remain the same. O ma ga o.

I am still waiting for that day when i will act. i can be very impulsive........that day is coming soon...........loading..................12%


Tuesday, July 17

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Thursday, July 5

Lack of gist = More Auto Correct fuck ups....yayyyy!

Hellooooo my niggassss! No matter what i will post something every month! i no wan know (even tho i didnt post shit in May)

Here are some more funny mistakes that i products (iphone, ipad) force on you:

With love, Tunmama (corny shit) lol :*

Tuesday, June 5

Rihanna don spark o..lol. Interview

OMG i didn't blog at all last month (May) :( sad.

Anyway a lot has been going on. In all i am very grateful to God. I finally wrote my final exam in that bloody school so I am technically a graduate. Now we pray to God to get the final certificate before I'm like 80years old lol.

I read this interview of Rihanna on The YBF. the interviewer was really tryna frustrate the poor girl, but rihanna sef gave it back...read it:

Esquire: What has been the Twitter response to the Chris Brown remixes?
Rihanna: Some love it, some hate it, some love it but hate that we did it. But the response in the end has been incredible.
Esquire: Was that [the recording session] the first time you’d seen him in a while?
Rihanna: When would we have seen each other? We’ve both been working and touring. [changes the subject]. This is really good food.
Esquire: It proved quite a controversial thing.
Rihanna: Well…definitely. Definitely. It caught me a little off-guard to be honest…especially the amount of…negative attention. Because it never occurred to me how this was a problem, you know. It really didn’t.
Esquire: Because enough time had passed that it was OK?
Rihanna: I thought people were gonna be surprised that we finally did a record together, but I didn’t see how people could think it was a bad thing, you know? In my mind, it was just music.
Esquire: Some people felt it sent the wrong message.
Rihanna: [Angrily] What was that? What message would that be?
Esquire: You’d gone back to someone who put you in the hospital.
Rihanna: [Getting angry] Oh really? Did I?
Esquire: Well… yes.
Rihanna: Did I? Did I? Did I?
Esquire: You went and recorded with him, yes.
Rihanna: Okay. In a completely professional environment. And on a complete professional note. I mean, if I went back to him [as a girlfriend], then that’s a whole different discussion. And if I ever do, then that’s something that y’all have to talk to me about when – if – that ever happens. Until then, look at it for what it is. I think a lot of people jumped to an assumption that was incorrect and they ended up looking stupid.
Esquire: The assumption you were dating again?
Rihanna: Because of a song. How stupid. If I was together with every collaborator I worked with… f-ck my life.
Esquire: Still, the lyrics didn’t do much to dispel that impression. His opening line is “Girl I want to fuck you right now/been a long time/I’ve been missing your body”. You reply: “Remember how you did it/If you still want to kiss it/Then come and get it”.
Rihanna: That was the tone before he was even on the record. You think it was going to be about hopscotch or jump rope?
Esquire: So neither of you for a minute thought “This is going to put the cat among the pigeons”?
Rihanna: I could never see anything wrong with making music.
Esquire: Maybe the thing is that as an artist your personal and private life are intertwined, and you’ve already played on this. The first song you put out after the beating incident was “Love the Way You Lie”, about domestic violence.
Rihanna: Absolutely. But Love The Way You Live was me as an artist working with Eminem as an artist, telling our stories individually. On a track together. I’m lost. I’m confused as to what you’re trying to get at.
Esquire: That it’s hard to separate the person who’s been the victim of domestic violence and the pop star singing about domestic violence.
Rihanna: I know. And that’s how f-cked up society is. There’s a lot of sh-t y’all can’t get over. Y’all holding your breath on a lot of stuff that doesn’t matter. When you realize who you live for, and who’s important to please, a lot of people will actually start living. I am never going to get caught up in that. I’m gonna look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it – and I lived it for me- and God. This is turning into a tacky interview. What do you really want to talk about? I’m not here to [talk] about messy sh-t.
Esquire: It’s just what’s been making the headlines recently.
Rihanna: OK! So do you want to talk about everything on Google? Or do you want to talk about stuff that my fans want to know? Let’s get to the real stuff. The stuff that’s important.
Esquire: What do your fans want to know?
Rihanna: You tell me, as a journalist. You’re asking the questions and I give you the answers. I can’t give the questions too.
Esquire: I’m sorry it’s upset you.
Rihanna: It hasn’t upset me. It upsets me that you keep asking the same kind of questions about stuff that’s trivial. What’s there to talk about? Are all your questions like that? Let’s move onto the next one.
Esquire: It’s just that you haven’t given an interview for a while. A lot has happened.
Rihanna: You think I haven’t given an interview for a while? I did four this morning.
Esquire: Did they go any better than this?
Rihanna: We’ll see [when they come out] tomorrow

LOL. very interesting.

Friday, April 27

My current love...Isabel Marant Sneakers

The first time i saw these sneakers was in beyonce's 'Love On Top' Video. I fell in love immediately! Its already an established fact that i am not a fan of high heels. These shoes are not cheap and i'm really trying to get my brother to get me a pair...lol (dream on girl) well at least an imitation na abi?? They are very feminine and soooo cute! i love them! Beyonce and Alicia keys have rocked them a couple of times...i wanna rock them too :( come n buy for me pls

Love On Top video

*sigh* I want!


Wednesday, April 11

it hasn't even been so long. mchewww

*singing* been long you saw mee!! lol. it hasn't even been that long. Me that i thought i hadnt blogged in like a month, ashe i even blogged towards the end of March.

Anyhoo how u guys doing now? shey u're good? ok cool.

I had an amazing Easter weekend break. Me and some friends organized a bridal shower for my best friend who is getting married on the 15th and 19th of April. I am the maid of honor *dancing* its gonna be my first time and prolly my last cos i don't know anyone who will be mad enuff to use me again lol.

twas very fun!! as in liveeeee. shout-out to my friend zope for allowing me use his wonderful crib!

Then Monday 9th was my mom's birthday party! fuuunnn again. Imagine i didn''t take any personal fotos :( but once the fotographer (one weird looking man) prints out the pics, i shall put them up here. Shout-out to my friends that showed up for that too!!

Ok i'm done for today. Deuces!


Friday, March 23

Everybody asks me why I'm smiling out from ear to earrrr!! :D

i'm currently veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happy!! i am happyy!! i have been too busy being happy that i have not blogged. I apologize. For those of you that come here religiously, sorry, this diva has been too busy getting her 'happy' on

My reason for being happy, however will not be disclosed :p just be happy for ur sista!

When i finally regain myself, i will return to blog all the irrelevant nonsense that some of you manage to enjoy.

Before i go, lemme bless u with my beauriful face :D

Well not really my face sha.. lol